WEEKLY HUMOR

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* Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston. * Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery. * A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. * Practice safe eating: always use condiments. * A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. * Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. * I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. * If electricity comes from electrons...does that mean that morality comes from morons? * A hangover is the wrath of grapes. * Corduroy pillows are making headlines. * Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? * Sea captains don't like crew cuts. * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? * A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. * Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. * A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. * Without geometry, life is pointless. * When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. * Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. * When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. * Alarms: What an octopus is. * Dockyard: A physician's garden. * Incongruous: Where bills are passed. * Pasteurize: Too far to see.

 




 

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