Weekly Humor
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- Xerox and Wurlitzer: New company will make reproductive organs. - Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild. - Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker. - W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, and Hale Business Systems: Hale Mary Fuller Grace. - 3M & Goodyear: mmmGood - John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi - Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home - Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine - 3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera - Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants - Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW! - Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da - Netscape & Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo |
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